Monday, July 7, 2008

A New Classic

All right. I was just watching the old idiot box, scrolling through looking for something to watch, when i noticed that next on AMCHD is "Delta Farce." Starring Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. I daresay that AMC has relaxed its standards for what constitutes a classic. Delta Farce? Really? I realize it was nominated for a bunch of oscars and all that, but I am not sure i would list it up there with citizen kane and casablance. I could be wrong....nope. I'm never wrong.

On a completely unrelated topic....I have apparently been born with defective ears. My ear buds simply do not stay in my ears and it drives me fucking batty. My favorite thing is to pop in the ipod while I am either opening or closing the bar and jam out while I clean while simultaneously blocking the aural rape that some people refer to as "country music." In fact, i won't complain if i never hear another taylor swift song for the rest of my days. however, every time i bend over to pick something up, or wash a dish, or look to the left or breathe, those damn ear buds fall the fuck out. and then i curse, pop em back in, and start the cycle over. i guess i am going to have to invest in another brand and hope they work a little better. hate.

okay...one last clue that proves we are headed for apocalypse: greatest american dog. please slit my throat now. or at least rip the eyes from my skull to spare me. tv scares me sometimes.

all right. i wasn't planning on really rambling this long, but i am still digesting the delta farce thing.
holla.

1 comment:

Clintatious said...

I've never found a pair of earbuds that fit me properly. I've learned to look like a toolbag and proudly sport the type that has the headband. If you come across some that are fabulous, let me know.

And in other news... Let's party sometime you betch!