Monday, July 21, 2008

shame?

man oh man. i have a small confession to make to you, loyal readers. a couple of months ago when i purchased the computer i am currently blogging on, i had no idea that it would turn out to be used mostly for siad blog and playing mobsters on myspace. that game has taken me over, no lie. i am consumed with ammassing more wealth so i can purchase increasingly complicated weapons which will then allow me to more effectively wipe out rival mobs thereby ammassing even more wealth. it rules. and i am only level 20, a relatively low level in the game compared to some of the people who have pretty much wiped their asses with me, metaphorically speaking. i never allow people to wipe their ass with me in real life. unless they have a real gun. then it could happen, i guess. anyway, if you are not already playing this game, i totally recommend it as a way to completely abandon everything else in your life that you hold near and dear so as to make time for a ficticious role playing application on a lame social networking website. go for it!!!! you'll love it. and while you're at it, join my mob. i need one more member and three armored trucks before they will allow me to begin robbing banks, which is where the real money is. as it is, the most i can do is distill and distribute moonshine. while lucrative, it is no where near the reward of ripping off banks and i have my eye on a juicy bit of seaside that is in the neighborhood of 10,000,000 bucks. i need all the help i can get. i hereby take back everything i said about lame ass eric wasting all his time on world of warcraft. okay, not everything i said, but a decent portion of it. who knew that pretending to punch other people in their pretend face could be so fun?

holla.

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