succumbing

well, well, well. i have finally realized that if i am going to expand my fan base to over 10 million so as to acquire some decent adverts, i have to move to a site where that can actually happen. myspace has been good to me, but it is time to move to greener pastures. don't worry, lovers: i will always leave a link on myspace so you old fashioned losers will know where to find me. i know most of you can't make it through your day without trolling my back-blogs looking for nuggets of wisdom to help you with your myriad of problems, and that doesn't have to change. let's all embrace the new format and see how it goes. i can always revert back to being a myspace loser if this doesn't work out so well.
while i have you: keep an eye out for updates this summer. we have the b-list reality summer programming that is just as engaging, if not more, than it's regular season counterparts. i'm talking nashville star, (or summer idol), so you think you can dance (summer dancing with the stars -- and far SUPERIOR), big brother (summer survivor), next food network star, (summer top chef), and shear genius (total unequaled crap).
early faves? S.Y.T.Y.C.D. is the only one i'm really in so far, and i do have a couple of contenders. first there is will, a black guy from nashvegas that is amazing. i think he could take it. then there is comfort (her real name? who fucking knows. who fucking cares? i don't think she could make that up, so i am sticking with yeah). anyway, she is an inferior dancer, but her personality will take her so far. she is a fire cracker! whoop! lastly, there is uma thurman. i don't know how she snuck in under a fake name, but she did and who knew she is a phenominal dancer. plus, she's best friends with her mom who apparently had her when she was about 12 because they look like sisters.
well, that's it for now. this blog s a test. it is only a test. your computer will soon revert to its regularly scheduled programming.
holla.
and thanks for finding me here. let's make this happen and get me some funding so i can just watch tv and talk about it full time.