i suck

ok, so my grand plans to have a cmprehensive idol blog has been waylaid by my way too busy life of being a restaurant mogul. for those of you still in the primordial ooze, the diner was reviewed (glowingly, i might add) in the nashville scene yesterday, which is nothing short of freaking awesome. oh, and excuse the abysmal typing...my laptop has suffered a bit of abuse this week and the o button is about broken. it is throwing my usual shoddy typing skills another rung lower on the typing ranking ladder. but i digress. let's get to what is truly important: american fucking idol (the real name of the show, in case you didn't know).
tuesday was in louisville, kentucky, my mm's hometown and the closest audition city in proximity to nashvegas. naturally, i spent a lot of the episode looking for people i know (since i have millions of faithful readers, i am bound t know SMEBODY). yes, the o button sucks on here. get over it). lo and behold, tasha was on again this week, and apparently made it through to hollywood, even though they didn't show her audition, merely a montage f lucky golden ticket recipients dancing in the idol booth, in which she was included. still exciting. i am going out on a limb here and specualting that she didn't make it to the finals, seeing as how she came in to the diner last week and ate and she was severely pregnant. i could be wrong. she is also blond now. huh. the rest of the epiusode flew by in a blur, with s couple of notable standouts:
Adam Lambert, the adorable theater guy with the zac efron hair. hot, but a little too theaterry for me.
John Twiford....just showed a smidge, but he had long hair and was hot. early fave.
kai kalama....hottie mixed race with grgeous teeth. we'll see. jjury's still out on him a bit. he may be too sweet to handle the pressure.

they also showed a few really sucky people make it through. they must have been hard up for butts to fill seats cause a couple of these folks couln't carry a tune in a fucking bucket. i'm talking to YOU tatiana del toro (press kit toting crazy puerto rican) and jesus valenzuela (yuor kids got you in, now step up your game, amigo). i don't hate latinas, i promise. these guys just seemed like tokens.

and finally!!!! we come to Akila Askew-Gohlsten (or something like that). bitch was cray-zee. she had a bunch of info on hw to becme a gospel singer, including diagrams f the trayshea and the larnex. people tried to pronouncee them correctly and she would correct them with the wrong pronunication. funny shit. when seacrest said something abut it coming straight from health class she said, "no! this is off the internet." she also insisted that she doesn't let peple "irracitate" her. what an upbeat gal! oh lord, she was hilarious.

well, i hope to watch wednesday's idol soon and hit ya'll back with some thoughts. in the meantime, check out the nashville scene restaurant page and read abut how awesome my diner is.
holla.