sheesh

So....it has been a while since I have graced you all with my nuggets o' wisdom, but for those of you who aren't already aware, I have a really good reason. I have been busy as hell preparing to open my very own restaurant in East Nasty. The Pied Piper Eatery is a family friendly smoke free alcohol free diner located at the corner of Porter and Riverside in the heart of South Inglewood. If you promise not to spread it around I will let you in on a little secret: it is actually in 37216, not 37206. Don't tell...I really need the hipsters to throw their support my way. Anyway, my brother and I are taking this little expensive adventure together, and I hope to see each and every one of your asses there at least twice a day so I can afford to continue making regular payments to my mortgage company. I don't want to be mistaken for one of the many duped Americans whose names have been bandied about at will lately by some politicians. I could afford my house when I still had a job. Which I don't. Well, the eatery is going to be open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, 7 days a week, with breakfast served all day. We will also be offering curbside take away. As soon as we have a phone number I will post it, too. Please come by anytime you like and check it out or pitch in with the table deco which has turned out to be a giant pain in my ass. But worth it. I don't know how much time I will have for blogging in the near future, but I will try and keep everyone updated. And if I call because I need to ride your couch, you will know it has been a dismal failure and I am now homeless. As you can see, I have lost my regular acerbic wit....mainly due to long days spent toiling and not spent imbibing and playing pool. Oh, shit. I think I may have grown up while I wasn't looking. suck it.