Tuesday, August 4, 2009

i hayt teknawlejee

So, I just spent the previous 15 minutes attempting to sign in to this ridiculous web site so I could blog for my millions of faithful readers, and never in my very short life have I ever encountered such a user-unfriendly set-up as I have with the google. For starters, it kept insisting I use my nephew's fake email account as my default email/user name to log on, even though this blog is older than he is. Secondly, it insisted also that I fill out a captcha each time. Captchas themselves are inherently annoying, but also a necessary evil as they have significantly reduced the amount of false friend requests I get on myspace, thank god. But, these captchas were printed with practically indecipherable squinched up letters that I would get wrong 4 or 5 times in a row. And THEN I had to answer a security question, presumably chosen by yours truly (What is your mother's middle name?), that it then insisted I was answering incorrectly. Do I not know my own mother's middle name? I'm pretty sure if there is a wrong answer, it ain't the one I was giving. Dumb dick. Short story long, I almost deleted the whole account and said fuck it, but, of course, you need a correct username/password combo to delete the damn account. I also almost put my fist through the screen of this damned computer a couple times, then remembered that I need it so we can run credit card transactions, which help us to make money, which I like very much. Now I have completely forgotten the little nugget of wisdom that inspired me to blog for the first time since March anyway, so I will leave it there, gentle reader. {sigh}. I miss having something to talk about other than my need for more money and the fact that I am tired all the time. I feel old and boring, which is precisely what I am. YAY!

holla.